Happy Halloween to our American Neighbours!

"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley) 10/31/2018 at 19:20 • Filed to: Fake News

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As we all know, Canadian thanksgiving was on October 8th and Canadian Halloween is in mid July to maximize daylight hours for optimal polar bear spotting.

CB > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/31/2018 at 19:30

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It was only sensible to move it, as the number of costume options that allow for snow pants are pretty low.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CB 10/31/2018 at 19:34

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It’s hard to take the kids out when the snow drifts are 4 feet over their heads

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/31/2018 at 19:41

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/31/2018 at 19:41

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Montana, AKA southern Alberta.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/31/2018 at 19:41

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Do you actually have snow?

WilliamsSW > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/31/2018 at 19:42

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I knew all that. But do you guys celebrate new years? If so, when?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/31/2018 at 19:45

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It’s snowing down to about 4,500 feet at the moment may get some on the ground tonight at our house. I put my snows on the car on Sunday.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/31/2018 at 19:46

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FUCK THAT.

I don’t do snow

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/31/2018 at 19:47

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You do live in tropical Canada. 

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/31/2018 at 19:48

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Tropical Canada, also known as North Washington

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/31/2018 at 20:46

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No. Regular Thanksgiving is on the second Monday of October. I don’t know what those fools south of us think they’re celebrating at the end of November but it sure as he ll isn’t T hanksgiving.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/31/2018 at 20:47

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That’s what snowshoes are for. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee 10/31/2018 at 22:14

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TIL Canada has a thanksgiving? Did the Eskimos show you how to build igloos?

We celebrate because the natives gave the pilgrims food so they wouldn’t starve.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/31/2018 at 22:19

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TIL Canada has a thanksgiving

Goddamn americans

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/31/2018 at 22:29

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This is all that separates us:

DipodomysDeserti > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/31/2018 at 23:06

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Went full American calling indigenous people Eskimos. I highly recommend against using this term if you ever happen to travel north.

DipodomysDeserti > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/31/2018 at 23:07

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If there’s one thing Anericans and Canadians see eye to eye on, it’s hiw shittily they treat their indigenous populations . Still can’t agree on which date to celebrate such treatment, though.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > DipodomysDeserti 11/02/2018 at 14:51

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To be fair, the Canadians still had the residential school program up until the late 90s.

DipodomysDeserti > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/02/2018 at 14:59

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There are still indian boarding schools open in the US. The one in Phoenix was shut down until 1990.